Harry smacked himself on the forehead. "Of COURSE! I'm a WIZARD! I can just cast a spell at myself so I die!"
Harry stood in front of his mirror, knowing that it would reflect his magic back toward him, and said "Avada kedavra!"
Unfortunately, Harry accidentally mispronounced the words and moved his wand slightly wrong so Harry was turned into a woman instead. "What?!" Harry said. "Oh great, NOW what am I going to do?"
Harriet Potter, as it turns out, would eventually get over her grief about Ginny dying, and would eventually defeat Voldemort and be considered the savior of the world and wizardkind and all that. Unfortunately, not long after she defeated Voldemort, she stepped onto a Japanese subway car and was brutally raped to death.
YOU SAVED THE WORLD BUT YOU DIED ANYWAY
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