Harry Potter was sitting around Hogwarts thinking about all the fun and wonderful things he could be doing right about now. "Gee golly shucks," he said to himself, "I sure am bored right now! I should go off and do some fun things despite the fact that I live in constant fear of the fact that Lord Voldemort might come into my room and eat my face off. That kind of sucks."
So Harry Potter got up from his chair and got ready to have a grand day at Hogwarts!
IF HARRY TALKS TO RON, GO TO CHAPTER 6
IF HARRY GETS SOME LUNCH, GO TO CHAPTER 9
IF HARRY DECIDES TO TAKE A NAP, GO TO CHAPTER 2