Okay, fine, apparently being an omnipotent seer isn't good enough for you. You can't please everyone all the time, I guess. How would you like to commit suicide?
BULLET to the brain.
DROWNING in a lake.
USE A KNIFE to flay open your own chest, cut your heart free from the ribcage, and hold it aloft in your hands, before taking a bite out of the still-beating mass of tissue.