You always secretly wanted to lie in a watery grave, so you go out to find a particularly deep lake to drown yourself in. Having found the perfect specimen, you tie some rocks to your feet and get to work drowning yourself. Unfortunately, this lake happens to be home to a giant, plaga-infected salamander, so instead of drowning you merely get eaten alive. Goddamned lake creatures make you crosseyed every fucking time. Crosseyed and dead, at least.
YOU HAVE DIED