THE FUN GAME: TEXT GAME EDITION!!!

OKAY THAT DOESN'T SEEM VERY SMART BUT YOU'RE THE BOSS SO I GUESS I MIGHT AS WELL!

I TRIED TO PUT THE BEAR IN A CHOKE HOLD BUT HE JUST SWIPED AT ME WITH HIS CLAWS WHICH HURT A BIT! I THINK THIS BEAR IS SMARTER THAN AVERAGE!

WELL I'M EVEN SMARTERER THAN AVERAGE SO I'M GONNA DEFEAT IT!!!

Use your +5 sword of stabbing
Use killing power
Use the restroom