THE FUN GAME: TEXT GAME EDITION!!!

WRONG GAME, CHUCKLEHEAD! NEXT I BET YOU'LL BE TELLING ME TO FIGURE OUT WHY SHEEP LIVE IN PEAR TREES! STOP LIVING IN THE PAST! OR MAYBE THE FUTURE! I'M NOT SURE WHEN THIS GAME TAKES PLACE ANYWAY!

OH NO A TIME PARADOX OPENED UP AND THE UNIVERSE EXPLODED! GUESS THIS GAME TOOK PLACE IN THE PAST AFTER ALL!!!

IT'S NOT NICE TO MESS WITH SPACE AND TIME