Harry knew he couldn't have any fun without Ron so he slid up to him and said "Hey old buddy old buddy old buddy old pal old buddy old pal what's shakin'?"
Ron looked up, a bit annoyed. "Harry, I'm not in the mood right now. I got some wicked hard tests coming up in my classes and I'm probably going to fail out of at least one of them."
"Man, Hermione's been a bad influence on you," said Harry. "Now you're all talking about class and stuff. Who cares about class when we could be going out and having fun?"
"Harry, whenever we go out to have fun we almost end up dead because of Voldemort."
"Well... that's part of the fun of it!"
"Look, I'm just not going. Either give me a really good reason to go out and have fun with you and possibly fail, or get bent."
IF HARRY TELLS RON ABOUT LUNCH, GO TO CHAPTER 5
IF HARRY TELLS RON A LIE, GO TO CHAPTER 20
IF HARRY CASTS THE IMPERIUS CURSE ON RON TO MAKE HIM COME ALONG WHETHER RON WANTS TO OR NOT, GO TO CHAPTER 11