Harry thought for a moment. "You know, I haven't been getting enough sleep lately due to constantly saving the world and doing my homework and banging groupies and all that. I should get some well-deserved rest."
So Harry laid down on his bed and started to take a nap. Unfortunately, at that very moment, Voldemort burst into the room and ate his face off, thus confirming his fears and proving all the people who thought he was a paranoid lunatic dead wrong. Of course, since Harry's face was now missing, he died within minutes and Voldemort destroyed Hogwarts and the rest of the wizarding world forever.
YOU HAVE DIED
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