"I'm kind of exhausted from traveling through space and time," Ron said. "Why don't we just explore for a while instead?"
"Sure, why not," Harry said. "Maybe we can find some prehistoric wizards and BLOW THEIR MINDS."
And so Harry and Ron walked around for a while and encountered many, many strange creatures and plants and such they had never seen in their lives. Unfortunately, Harry was wrong about exactly what era they were in and soon Ron was eaten by a t-rex. With no method of getting home, Harry wandered around aimlessly until he accidentally fell into a tar pit and slowly got pulled under, feebly kicking and screaming all the while.
YOU HAVE DIED
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