"Nuts to this!" Ron said. "We might get eaten by a dinosaur or something! I'm going to try to teleport us back!"
"Well you'd better not cock it up this time," Harry said. "I'm really getting hungry here."
Harry and Ron were sent hurtling through time and space again and soon found themselves in a very dark room and all they coudl hear were some interesting moans and assorted wet noises. "Where ARE we?" Harry said to Ron.
"I don't have a clue, but it sounds pretty sexy," Ron said. Just then, a wizard's lamp came on, illuminating the room and revealing that they were in a bedroom. It also showed that Hermione was lying naked on the bed with... Luna???
"What are you two idiots doing in here?" Hermione said huffily.
"Nevermind that, why are you doing... that! With her!" Ron replied angrily.
Hermione rolled her eyes. "Are you daft? You know we've been going out for a few months now."
"What are you talking about?"
"Seriously, Ron. I can't believe you. You're such a moron. Now shouldn't you be feeling up your boyfriend over there or something? And get out of here, we weren't done yet."
Harry turned to Ron, a look of dawning horror in his eyes. "Oh God. We've really screwed up this time."
"Yeah," Ron said. "We've ended up in the universe of terrible slash pairings."
"Well, I know what to do now," Harry said.
"Me too," Ron replied.
And so Ron and Harry both tenderly walked up to each other, looked longingly into each other's eyes, and simultaneously committed hara-kiri with their wands.
YOU HAVE DIED
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