Harry surreptitiously drew out his wand and said "Sorry, Ron. I need to have some fun, and it's going to be with you whether you want to play along or not!" With that, Harry quickly cast the Imperius curse on his friend, placing Ron's mind under his control. "Ron?" Harry said.
"YES, HAR-RY?" Ron said.
"Why don't we go out and pick up some chicks? Have some fun, bachelor-style?"
"THAT SOUNDS FUN HAR-RY." Ron said. "HOW-EV-ER, I AM HUN-GRY. LET ME FEED FIRST."
"That sounds fine," Harry said. "I'll just be over here, putting on my PIMP robes."
As Harry turned his back to put his snazzy clothes on, he felt Ron's hands at his throat. "YES HAR-RY, I NEED TO FEED ON YOUR BRAINS."
"What?!" Harry said, then laughed to himself. "Oh geez, I must've accidentally cast the ZOMBIE Imperius curse on Ron. Boy is my face red!"
And soon, Harry's face really WAS red. Red with his own blood as Ron messily devoured Harry's grey matter, killing him in a matter of seconds.
YOU HAVE DIED
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