Dominic Deegan Choose-Your-Own Adventure

You know, taking a nap felt so great that you figure you might as well continue with that. Those fucking customers of yours never want anything worthwhile anyway.

So, you sleep peacefully for a few more hours, until Spark accidentally knocks over some magical matches and sets the house on fire, immolating himself and burning down the whole house around you. You always knew that fucking cat would be the death of you.

YOU HAVE DIED

TRY AGAIN?