Using the fantastic powers your scarf bestows upon you, you telepor' to the Kingdom of McGuffin, where, what a surprise, there happen to be zombies chewing on people. Just above the fray, floating and surrounded by black squiggly lines that are probably meant to be dark and menacing, is your old arch-nemesis The Infernomancer.
"Well, Deegan, fancy meeting you here!" he shouts, as he zaps a few corpses into becoming the living dead. "Come to be destroyed by my magic, have you?"
"Haven't I already killed you about fifty times?"
"Nobody is ever truly dead in this land of Saturday morning cartoons and Dragon Ball Z. I thought you knew that by now."
"Oh yeah. Well can we get this over with? I need to get home and make Luna fetch me a beer."
"As you wish, you simpering fool."
You have now initiated combat. What action will you take?
Lower the infernomancer's morale with a cutting INSULT
Drain away the Infernomancer's life force with a devestating PUN
Predict the Infernomancer's next move with your powers of CLAIRVOYANCE
Pray to the heavens to SUMMON the God of hasty wrap-ups, Terra Chi Anno
Decide that this do-gooder stuff is bullshit and SURRENDER to the dark side.