Dominic Deegan Choose-Your-Own Adventure

You're so awesome, you figure you deserve a little extra "me" time, so you continue to sit back and think about all the awesome things you've done. You think about them for so long and so hard, in fact, that fall into a deep sleep, where a previously unnoticed heart condition causes you to quietly die. What better way for the almighty Deegan to go out than with a measly, sniveling, pathetic whimper.

YOU HAVE DIED

TRY AGAIN?