Dominic Deegan Choose-Your-Own Adventure

You decide, to hell with all of this homelife and steady job shit. You want some action and adventure already. You decide to just randomly teleport yourself into some random point in space and time, figuring that, wherever you end up, you'll probably have some pretty kickin' adventures.

So, with a wiggle of your snout, you teleport far, far away. A bit too far away, actually, as you end up teleporting into the lower ionosphere and fall to your death. But damn, what an adventure it was.

YOU HAVE DIED

TRY AGAIN?