Dominic Deegan Choose-Your-Own Adventure

You figure it miiight be a good idea to use your special oracular powers to figure out where that dragon's gone off to, on the off-chance that it's on its way back to eat you or something.

So you close your eyes and let the second sight take over. Hmmm... looks like the dragon isn't anywhere nearby. However, the cliff edge you're standing on is just about to give way.

Just as you predicted, the cliff edge does give way, but unfortunately does so before you can react. You fall down the face of the mountain, slamming into every concievable rock, boulder, and tree on the way, until you find yourself in a valley with every single bone in your body shattered. Somehow, you are not dead, and instead linger painfully for days, until dehydration sets in and you finally croak.

YOU HAVE DIED

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