You decide, hey, a dragon would make a pretty neat pet, especially if you can train it to eat Spark. Who cares what Luna needs those eggs for anyway. She can wait.
So, you climb up into the dragon's roost and sit on top of the eggs. You discover that your small body size, combined with your relative lack of body heat when compared to that of a mother dragon, isn't going to be nearly enough to hatch these things. So, you decide on the brilliant idea of setting the nest on fire. However, before you can use your personalized Zippo on the nest itself, the mother dragon returns and eats you. Go figure, you dumb bastard.
YOU HAVE DIED