Dominic Deegan Choose-Your-Own Adventure

You sit up with a start. "Wait a goddamned minute. I'm a seer yet I never used my oracular powers to participate in some good, old-fashioned make money quick action? What am I, a goddamned moron?"

So, using your powers of clairvoyance in conjunction with your crystal ball, you start winning the lottery and horse races and everything else you can think of, so that you eventually become a multimillionaire and leave Middle Earth forever. Let somebody else do all the hero crap, you're gonna party hard with a bunch of supermodels.

THE END (in a manner of speaking)

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