Dominic Deegan Choose-Your-Own Adventure

You decide to tilt your The Doctor hat over your eyes and make it look like you're taking a nap. Whoever this guy is, he probably just wants to know something retarded like if his wife is cheating on him or if he's secretly gay or something. Nobody in their right mind would bother someone who's clearly asleep.

A sharp pain in your throat causes you to sit up with a gurgle and a sputter. It turns out that this guy wasn't actually a paying customer at all but rather some sort of assassin. Funny how that all works out.

YOU HAVE DIED

TRY AGAIN?