"You think I give a fuck about your stupid problems? I'm Dominic goddamned Deegan here. You're lucky I don't just kick you out right now for smelling funny. Here's a hint, dude: cow shit doesn't make good cologne, so stop rolling in it."
"Please, we desperately are in need of your help."
"And I'm desperately in need of a fuckin' martini, yet I don't see one magically appearing in my hand here. Why don't you fuck off and let me get back to doing actual, important things."
The traveler slinks away dejectedly. Heh, you sure told off that paying customer. You done good, champ. Well, now that you've figured that one out, now what are you going to do?
Use your CRYSTAL BALL to figure out today's winning lotto numbers
CONTINUE to bask in your own glory.