Dominic Deegan Choose-Your-Own Adventure

You decide that there is nothing more you would like to do today than strangle that cat until it's entirely incapable of making dumb pirate jokes anymore due to being dead. So you scour the house for any sign of that little hellbeast, but unfortunately can't find him. Oh well. What do you do?

CHECK on Luna.
WALK back into your study to resume thinking about how awesome you happen to be.
KILL yourself.