You didn't really want to save those peasants in McLovin or whatever anyway, and you figure that Luna might actually let you have some hot premarital fucking if you get those eggs. "Sure, babe, anything you say."
"Oh good, the eggs I need are located at the top of a tall mountain and are guarded by a big black oracle-eating dragon."
"Hey, no problem, sugar, I'll get those eggs faster than shit."
As you step outside the door to prepare yourself for a fast and loose teleport onto that mountain, you get the vague feeling in the back of your head that Luna may possibly be trying to kill you.
"Nah, can't be that," you say to yourself. "Bitches ain't nearly that crafty."
A few moments later, you are now on top of Dragon Mountain. You see the eggs are currently unguarded, with no dragon in sight. What do ye?
GET THOSE EGGS and get the fuck out of there.
USE CLAIRVOYANCE to figure out where that dragon's gone off to
SIT on the eggs for a while and see if they hatch.