Dominic Deegan Choose-Your-Own Adventure

You groggily shake yourself awake and walk into the doorway. "Yeah, what the fuck do you want?"

Your client, a young woman, takes on look at you, screams "GET AWAY FROM ME!" and flees out the door.

It turns out that, in your infinite wisdom, you completely forgot that you still had your morning wood-enhanced dick hanging out, so now you're being charged for attempted sexual assault. Hope you enjoy prison!

THE END

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