THE FUN GAME: TEXT GAME EDITION!!!

GEE I BET IF I HEAD INTO THAT WHIRLPOOL I'LL GET SUCKED TO THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND DIE. BUT THEN AGAIN, I'LL NEVER BE SURE UNLESS I TRY IT!!!

YEP, I DIED. WELL, GOOD THING I KNOW THAT FOR NEXT TIME.

AT LEAST I HAD AN EXTRA LIFE