POOR PEOPLE ARE REALLY EASY TO STEAL FROM SEEING AS HOW THEY'RE POOR. SO I'LL GO DO THAT FOR A WHILE!
OKAY I'M DONE!
Well, Happy Boy, do you have the money I asked for?
NOPE!!! BUT I HAVE A COUPLE OF PIGS AND A MATTRESS.
Does the mattress come with magic fingers?
NOPE, ONLY A COUPLE MAGIC BEDBUGS
Well, Happy Boy, I have no choice but to execute you immediately using my magical queen powers. Goodbye.
DARN IT, NOT AGAAAIIIINNNN... :(