THE FUN GAME: TEXT GAME EDITION!!!

I JUST FOUND A NICE, TROPICAL ISLAND TO LAND ON. AND LOOK, THERE'S THE WISHING ANGEL! BOY, I HAVE THE BEST LUCK!

Hello. I am not actually the Wishing Angel. I am her sister, the Killing Angel.

REALLY? WHAT DOES THE KILLING ANGEL DO, MS. KILLING ANGEL?

Why, I kill people stupid enough to bother me!

OH. GEEZ, I WALKED RIGHT INTO THAT ONE, DIDN'T I?

Yep!

WELL SHOOT