THE FUN GAME: TEXT GAME EDITION!!!

WELL RICH PEOPLE ALREADY HAVE A TON OF MONEY SO I GUESS I WILL TAKE THEIRS. I DON'T THINK THEY'LL MISS IT VERY MUCH!

OH NO THE RICH PEOPLE HAD ARMED GUARDS AND ROBOTS AND LASERS AND DOGS AND STUFF! I'M SO DEAD THAT I CAN'T EVEN FINISH THIS SENT

lettuce try again lol