THE FUN GAME: TEXT GAME EDITION!!!

YEAH THOSE FLOWERS MIGHT GIVE ME HAY FEVER OR SOMETHING AND I'D GET A HEADACHE! ONLY SWEET DEATH CAN SAVE ME FROM SUCH AN AWFUL FATE!!!

WELL I JUST USED THE PUT-ME-DOWN AND IT WORKED EXACTLY AS ADVERTISED! GOOD JOB!!!

I GUESS MAYBE I SHOULD TRY TO NOT DIE NEXT TIME