THE FUN GAME: TEXT GAME EDITION!!!

WOW I WENT SO FAR NORTH THAT I ENDED UP AT THE NORTH POLE! HI SANTA CLAUS!

Ho ho ho! Hello, Happy Boy! Have you been a good boy this year?

YES!!!

Actually, Happy Boy, you've been so good this year that my workshop went out of business because it was producing too many toys for you! Why can't you do something bad for a change?

UHHHHH.... HI, I'M HAPPY BOY?

PUNISH

GEE THIS IS KIND OF LIKE A SCENE FROM A BAD MOVIE OW I JUST GOT A SHOVEL TO MY FACE

NOW I'M PERMANENTLY DISFIGURED BOY