THE FUN GAME: TEXT GAME EDITION!!!

MAN THIS CASTLE IS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF SCOOBY DOO SO I HOPE I DON'T COME ACROSS A BANK ROBBER DISGUISED AS A GHOST OR A GIANT GREAT DANE THAT CAN SPEAK ENGLISH.

HEY THERE IS A QUEEN IN HERE. HI QUEEN!!!

Hello, Happy Boy.

HEY WAIT HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME

I'm a queen! Duh!

OH YEAH. ANYWAY MRS. QUEEN DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN GET SOME FLOWERS OR A WISHING ANGEL OR SOMETHING?

I can tell you, but first you must pay me the royal asking fee of 28 quadrillion gold pieces

THAT'S KIND OF STEEP :(

Well I'm the queen, so what I say goes!

AW SHUCKS I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO GET THAT MUCH MONEY. NOW WHAT DO I DO???

Rob from the rich to give to the queen
Rob from the poor to give to the queen
Kill the queen