I KNOW! I'LL CALL GEICO! THEY HAVE THAT FUNNY CAVEMAN GUY SO I KNOW I CAN GET A GOOD DEAL FROM THEM!!!
WAIT A MINUTE, I DON'T EVEN HAVE A CAR! ALL I HAVE IS THIS BICYCLE! WELL I GUESS MAYBE I COULD GET THAT INSURED I DON'T KNOW. I THINK IT'S SAFE LET ME TEST IT.
OH NO IT WASN'T A BICYCLE AFTER ALL IT WAS A BOMB. BOY IS MY FACE RED AND SPREAD ACROSS A 20 MILE RADIUS.